Lies

 Brexiteer Lies

The Brexiteers are busy writing history

As fast as they can manage 

But they should remember some lying rules, 

It’s not as if they’re plenty. 

Say them loud, say them often

Say what people want to hear

The bigger the lie you get to tell

The louder comes the cheer. 

Here’s a few history changes

To get your mind in gear -

The Germans won the First World War

They won it eight goals to three. 

In extra time, if I remember 

These details seem important

And the Nazis won the replay

In nineteen forty three. 

The US joined the game

Long after it was over 

But that doesn’t count as fair

For fairness is what we stand for. 

And Leicester won the Premier League 

By twenty points last week - 

Don’t mind the Labour lies 

Or their commie friends in Sky. 

If you can lie my son

And cannot tell the difference 

Between night and day, black and white 

The world shall be your oyster. 

Oh, and by the way 

You’re welcome to our Party.